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#1 User is offline   Symod 

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 07:22 PM

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Australia has banned mainstream pornography from showing women with A-cup breasts, apparently on the grounds that they encourage paedophilia, and in spite of the fact this is a normal breast size for many adult women.

The Australian Sex Party reports even Hustler has seen its publications refused publication, all thanks to the usual moral crusader “think of the children” arguments:

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“This is in response to a campaign led by Kids Free 2 B Kids and promoted by Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett in Senate Estimates late last year.
Mainstream companies such as Larry Flint’s Hustler produce some of the publications that have been banned.
These companies are regulated by the FBI to ensure that only adult performers are featured in their publications.”


With small breasts now considered obscene, Australian adult rags are said to have suffered sharp increase in breast sizes.

Presumably small breasted women taking photographs of themselves will now be guilty of creating simulated child pornography, to say nothing of the message this sends to women with modestly sized chests or those who favour them.

Australia has also banned pornographic depictions of female ejaculation, a normal orgasmic sexual response in many women, with censors branding it as “abhorrent”:

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1. That the depictions are a form of urination which is banned under the label of ‘golden showers’ in the Classification Guidelines.
2. Female ejaculation is an ‘abhorrent’ depiction.


It seems the UK and Australia are intent on regressing to Victorian standards of morality (although this time anyone criticising homosexuality may find themselves convicted of a hate crime), between them having now banned everything from BDSM to small breasts, even where participants are entirely imaginary.

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Can someone confirm or deny this? WTF :S

This post has been edited by Symod: 07 February 2010 - 07:24 PM

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Posted 07 February 2010 - 10:41 PM

Gutted for Australia. I'm always looking for porn consisting of women with A-cup tits, so I can pretend that they're underage girls :rolleyes:
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 02:04 AM

I can't see the logic behind that decision, but hey, who really cares what they banned? Is anyone actually BUYING porn when you can stream it online?
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:14 AM

Ok so I live in Australia and this is the first Ive heard of this.

First of all, who looks at chicks with A-sized breasts.

Second of all, who looks at mainstream porn, everyone in Australia uses the internet for there porn, which is not censored. (At the moment) lol
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:26 AM

Feminists in Australia must feel fucked up in this situation.
On one hand they should raise their voice, because this is a ridicilous discrimination towards women. On the other hand they have to shut up, because it would mean, they are fighting for women to do porn.
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This law is pathetic. There is a difference between no tits and A-cup...
This will result, that those actresses will make fake boobs, which is much worse than smaller tits...

Whatever. We're speaking of a nation in the right bottom corner of the world :P
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 03:41 AM

Meh, I've never bought (or even downloaded) mainstream porn, so I can't say I care.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 04:31 AM

A bit off-topic but am I the only one who likes smaller boobs as well? Natural big breasts usually sag, they also have stretch marks from time to time and they may have enlarged nipples, smaller, tighter, perkier tits are sometimes much more attractive. Sure I can't do the motorboat on them but seriously, I love big boobs, even the fake ones, but small boobs can be just as great.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 04:52 AM

You're not alone Alex
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:00 AM

Yep, definitely not alone! :) Count me in!
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 05:39 AM

Small boob fan myself, although I do like them sizeable enough to have a bit of fun with.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:00 AM

@hungarian: Agreed. Incredibelly discriminating and downright ignorant.

@killer and requiem: Yeah, internet porn is great, except when it's eating up your limited bandwidth! Buuuuurn :P (Sorry, I couldn't resist... :))
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:33 AM

@symod, that "buuuuurn" reminded me of Kelso from that 70's Show... hahaha
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:36 AM

I like myself a good handfull. But if that story above was true, that would be an invitation for any women with boobs smaller than cup b to get plastic surgery. I can't believe that story is true.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 06:58 AM

isn't this an insult to all small-breasted adult women?
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 08:54 AM

View PostSymod, on 08 February 2010 - 06:00 AM, said:

@killer and requiem: Yeah, internet porn is great, except when it's eating up your limited bandwidth! Buuuuurn :P (Sorry, I couldn't resist... :))

Haha, you got me. Our internet sucks beyond comprehension.

And Hungarian, we might be at the bottom of the world, but at least we aren't sandwiched by superior nations in every direction, unlike another country that comes to mind. :P
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 09:50 AM

Requiem, you forgot, that we share boarders with Romania. So your theory is wrong ;)
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 12:40 PM

Not really, because Romania IS superior. It's like what, 4 times bigger? :rolleyes:

In a normal war you'd get owned like crazy. Requiem is right.
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 01:18 PM

So what if it's bigger? You attack with chariots, and we got tanks
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Posted 08 February 2010 - 01:26 PM

Haha. Don't forget that we take all the gypsies from Bulgaria and send them your way to steal those tanks first.
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Posted 09 February 2010 - 08:09 AM

View PostSymod, on 08 February 2010 - 08:30 PM, said:

@hungarian: Agreed. Incredibelly discriminating and downright ignorant.

@killer and requiem: Yeah, internet porn is great, except when it's eating up your limited bandwidth! Buuuuurn :P (Sorry, I couldn't resist... :))



View PostRequiem, on 08 February 2010 - 11:24 PM, said:

Haha, you got me. Our internet sucks beyond comprehension.

And Hungarian, we might be at the bottom of the world, but at least we aren't sandwiched by superior nations in every direction, unlike another country that comes to mind. :P


Eh Internet is slowly getting better in Australia, Im with TPG and get 120 gig a month for $50, I started off on 20 gig a month a few years ago and constantly hit my limit, (this was back in the days when Telstra and Optus only had 1 gig limits), changed it to 30 gig a year or so ago, and recently changed it to 100 gig.

I do most of my downloading during off-peak hours anyway cos torrents really throttle your connection and make the whole household complain, so 60 gig off peak and 50 gig on peak is fine for me.....I havent come close to my new download limits in awhile, I highly recommend TPG if your after some decent download limits.
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